The Kirk T-Shirt
🖖 The Kirk – Boldly Wear What No One Has Worn Before! 🚀
Strut into any room like you just beamed down from the U.S.S. Swaggerprise with "The Kirk" parody t-shirt — the ultimate tribute to the galaxy’s most confident captain. Whether you're laying down Federation law or just looking good in gold, this shirt is your command uniform for conquering con life, couch binges, or Klingon karaoke night.
Featuring a cheeky blend of retro sci-fi style and star-powered charm, "The Kirk" is perfect for Trek fans who like their fashion set to stun. With soft, breathable fabric and a print that pops harder than a photon torpedo, this tee says one thing loud and clear:
"I don’t believe in the no-win scenario… but I do believe in looking awesome."
💥 Key Features:
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Unisex fit — suitable for captains, commanders, and even redshirts
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Ultra-soft cotton that feels better than shore leave on Risa
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Screen-printed design that lasts warp after warp
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Guaranteed to turn heads (even Vulcan ones)
Grab yours now and start your five-year mission of fabulousness. Because when you wear The Kirk, every room is the bridge — and you're always in the captain’s chair. 🪐
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Kirk T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|